#1
Dang. He was hot, too!
im an adventurous person that likes spontaneity.
fitness is very important to me. i exercise 4 to 5 times a week, and i cook
most of my food. i like woman who is intelligent. i thinks that is really
sexy. I like a good sense of humor. I like a woman who takes her fitness
serious. I like a women with a nice smile and good hygeine.
#2
Wanted an intelligent woman. And a better grasp of the English language.
ABOUT YOU: Pretty on the outside (better than
hotttt), but deftly intelligent with a mouth to prove it. It is so refreshing
to talk to someone whom is passionate about their interests , but also can
share genuine interest in other people. Oh I would definitely say that a big
SMILE is a must ! After all a sense of humor is intrinsic, because life is too
fleeting to be all serious and nothing beats genuine laughter : )
No question a woman that is witty and opinionated
earns a gold star; while attraction is what gets you there personality is what
keeps you hooked. There is something scintillating about a woman whom can keep
you engaged by her words.
I’ll keep this write-up kinda short, since the
internet has very big ears (Note: I wrote that way before all this NSA stuff
came out!). Stop and think about it sometime, everything you put on the web
will easily be found again 40 years from now. That’s right, your grandkids will
see all those pathetic cat pics you’ve posted on Facebook…
#4
Wow…
I really need a lady that enjoys fine
lingerie
I’m just glad to meet a feminine
lady, who wants to be treated nicely…
My favorite part of a female are her legs adorned
by a nice pair of stockings!
I hope you will like the above and I’m also into
a lady who enjoys candle light by a warm fireplace just relaxing in my
very nice home. Don’t worry I have
some nice wine for you! I want someone who does not mind relaxing in a
bubble bath
and listening to calm music!
#5
Good ol’ Rick, I am so disappointed you won’t date red heads:
I’m a nice guy who knows what he wants an knows
what I want in life no games long term relation ship.looking for honest loving
caring woman that knows what she wants in life an no red heads an no black
women.
What I like to do: Hunting ,fishing,an 4 wheeler riding
Sweetie,
I’m afraid you’re going to have to expand your horizons with that profile. If I
were you, I’d go out with any woman who’s willing to date you and still
breathing.
This
one describes himself as “sweet” and “kind:”
I would like a person who hates drama and
fighting as much as I do. Please don’t be mental….Likes a kind gentleman that’s
a bit sarcastic. Please don’t be a money hungry leech… sorry if that was harsh
but I have been down that road before, nothing like being used. I would like to
laugh and to live life… is too short ….Little shy at first ….
Croak-tations (Transferred from my old FrogKisses.net blog)
And a
special Hall of Shame for the messages I’ve received from true frogs.
From a
Football Loving Frog:
hello how are u doing hope fine my dear, my name
is <online alias> i will like to know more betterabout if if
you don’t mind can u write me at
< email> hope to hear from u back have a
nice day
From a
Delusional Frog:
Well we both have two story houses and chevys.
What are the odds?
[In
Houston, Texas, pretty darn good, by the way.]
From a
Rejected Frog (who has the creepiest picture I’ve ever seen, by the way):
“And you’re listed as “SLENDER”?”
From
the Original Frog:
How are you? You’re very pretty
Okay,
so I get that one from a lot of frogs. Or variations of it. But this one
had a sweet, first-grader quality to it the others lacked.
From
the Country Frog, though I have no idea what he was talking about as we’d had
no prior communication:
Darn girl relax and enjoy life a little…there are
some really nice people out
here just saying hello and I do like how you take
care of yourself very
impressive……David
From
the Clueless Frog, commenting on my profile picture:
“A beautiful Model”
Clueless
because my profile specifically said the whole “model” line is getting a little
tired.
From
Surfer Frog:
hey you put up a good filter . I am not perfect
but I live in clear lake and have two kids that live with and my mom lives with
me . I take care of them and I am looking for a little more in life a friend
and maybe? you seem interesting ? give me a shout if you want to.
Note:
talking about living with your mom is not going to get you a date. Ever.
From
Bizzzare Frog (his label, not mine):
So, are you going to give me any feedback at all
?? Yeah, I am 53, but you would
not think it if you saw me, Give me a chance,
what have ya got to loose?
And
yes, he also looked bizarre, which I did not tell him when I clicked “no
thanks, we’re not a good match.” We had zero in common.
From
Depressing Frog:
Seems like quite a bit that doesn’t match but
there’s an awful lot of crazies
online and what I consider “eligibles” are so few
and far between I’d hate to
let you slip buy. Would you like to meet for
lunch one day (or dinner one
evening) to see if there might be some potential?
I, of
course, said “no thanks.”
From
Stalker Frog (after my 5th no):
Also elegant lady, once both our children are out
of high school and in college
we can sell both my home and yours to build a
custom home. By then, we can prob get rid of both camaro’s and go more
luxurious. Give it some thought, hope to hear from you soon.
I
ended up blocking this one since he couldn’t seem to take no for an answer.
From
Anti-American Frog (commenting on my house):
“Very nice, but is it really worth it to have a
large mortgage, prop taxes that
go with it. Just ties one wallet/purse to the tax
system I’ve found.”
From
Shortie Frog:
I say this with a kind voice. Just curious,
because I see this often, your
profile says all these great things, but then
you want a man that is over 5′ 11, now your 5′- 3 what possible difference could it
make.
Editor’s
note: I don’t rule frogs out for height but wouldn’t date this one due to clear
attitude issues. Yes, I do prefer tall men, but doesn’t mean I won’t date a
short one if he seems awesome otherwise. That’s the great advantage to being
a short woman. Oh, and since I like to wear the kind of shoes that put me at 5'8"...
From
Elderly Frog:
“Wish you were 10 years older, you are very cool”
Kudos
to you, Elderly Frog, for wanting to stay within your own age range!
From
the Optimistic Frog:
I say go ahead and order our wedding napkins now
and we’ll figure out a date to
put on them later…
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